7 INGREDIENTS TO A CATCHY SONG

Put these all together and you might have the catchiest (or the most annoying) song of all time.

Spelling
The only reason an entire generation knows how to spell “bananas.”

“Hollaback Girl” Gwen Stefani

Counting
For the record, checking these chicks come before we “conversate,” but only after we hop in the vintage Rolls.

“Get Me Bodied” Beyoncé

Directions
Tell me to go left, right, up or down and I’ll do it. Repeatedly.

“Party In the U.S.A.” Miley Cyrus

Stuttering
Because it’s even better when you’re drunk.

“We R Who We R” Ke$ha

Chanting
I have a thing for cheerleaders.

“Girlfriend” Avril Lavigne

Nonsensical Warbling
I scream “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!” at least once a day. My parents hate me.

“Bad Romance” Lady Gaga

Any Use of “Oh”
Whether it’s “oh oh,” “woah oh” or “uh oh,” it just works. And for all my dumb friends, it’s way easier to remember than actual lyrics.

“Till the World Ends” Britney Spears

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  1. Stuttering: so true!! lisen to ANY SONG made by gaga she stutters a lot haha
    Any Use of “Oh” : “it’s way easier to remember than actual lyrics” wow!

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